Ways to Look Like You’re Working During March Madness

Look out: the madness is coming! Three weeks of furious b-ball fun, all essential viewing, all inconveniently scheduled during “work hours.” (Seriously—whose idea was that?) With March 15 rapidly approaching, the annual quandary presents itself: how to catch every last second of the March Madness action without winding up newly unemployed?

By now, everyone knows about the Boss Button—including your boss, who can spot that magically appearing screen from 20 cubicles away. Last year, you treated each of your colleagues (one for every day of play!) to lunch at that Italian place down the street—the one with 10 huge TVs on the walls. Which worked great, except that by the time the last buzzer sounded you were beyond broke and ready to swear off calzones for life.

This year, it’s time to think outside the box. Stream every game live to your computer, phone, or tablet, and use these three strategies to keep your job while keeping at least one eye on the ball.

1. Talk A LOT About Other Sports Events Happening in March

Hard to believe, but other sporting spectacles have the gall to take place while the NCAA Men’s Division 1 Basketball Tournament is unfolding. Use this to your advantage! Nothing will throw your colleagues farther off the scent than interrupting their trip back from the water cooler to express your excitement for the Monster Jam World Finals in Vegas, the Australian Grand Prix, or the World Indoor Athletics Championships in Portland. A detailed account of the bowling averages at cricket’s ICC World Twenty20 will make your complete lack of interest in the planet’s greatest tournament more than clear. And loudly voicing your belief that Wales will likely destroy Italy in the final round of rugby’s Six Nations Championship should lay to rest any suspicion that you’re putting basketball before work.

2. Stockpile Emails and Completed Assignments to Send Out During Games

Remember the survey from HR that dropped into your inbox a while back? The one about improving efficiency around the office? Get it done and dusted long before the action begins, but don’t submit until right in the middle of a Sweet 16 game. Ditto any projects you’ve been working on: wrap them up by March 14, but don’t ping them to your boss until the 20th or later. And since games don’t start tipping off till noon, spend your mornings drafting thoughtful email replies that you can send out at intervals throughout the afternoons. “Kudos to this guy, working not watching,” the recipients will think—fools!

3. Achieve Zen, Avoid Detection

Meditation, mindfulness, Zen mastery—these days, we’re all supposed to be working hard at staying calm. But nothing shatters inner tranquility faster than the agony of seeing your team fall victim to a fluke three-pointer right at the buzzer. In fact, even if it’s your guys snatching victory at the last, the surge of adrenaline and euphoria that follows is likely to have to you screaming like a crazy person and punching the air like a jogging boxer. Either way, you’re causing a scene and blowing your cover, big time. The solution? Begin the day with some meditative yoga or deep-breathing exercises. Find that inner peace. Remind yourself it’s just a game. That way, no matter what happens on the court, you won’t go drawing unwanted attention.

Let the covert madness begin!

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